After months and months of clinical testing, we have proven that placing a Snuggie on your dog will actually make your dog smarter. Note: when snuggies were placed on small dogs (those that can fit into a purse), the increased intelligence was barely noticeable.
DISCLAIMER: No snuggies or dogs were harmed in this study or the making of this video. We are strong advocates of PETA, mainly because we love their chips...oh wait, that's "pita."
The primary source of our study was a Golden Retriever named "Hooch," which we were told by its owner was to pay tribute to Uncle Jesse's moonshine in Dukes of Hazzard. The video below was taken just 14 months after the subject began wearing a Snuggie; the pooch wore the fleece on average, 14 hours a day.